Blah, blah, blah. When does this idiot ever shut his mouth. I sighed as Hidan paused, “Hello Asshole, are you even listening to me?!” He snarled at me.

“You lost me at, ‘Guess what, Hidan!’ I’m just waiting for my money,” I answered him. The religious nut scowled at me. “Why else do you think I’m here? Now hurry up so I can go eat, I’m starving.” I could feel my stomach silently growl.

“Like hell! You already destroyed my fucking computer, you should be happy that I don’t rob your ass,” He glared at me. It was his fault that I broke his computer. He started pissing me off while I was over with a few other people and the computer was the closest thing. He could have let it dropped, he’s probably mooched enough cash from me to buy a damn car, but no.

“Hidan, pay up,” I ordered him as calmly as I could. This moron always got on my nerves, he knows that too. But still, no matter how many times I attempt to kill him, he comes back for more. Damn immortal…

“Only if you buy me fo--” Ugh, not this line again.

“You’re immortal, you don’t need any damn food. Why you still eat? I do NOT know! So give me my money before I break your arm,” For the fifth time.

“Well one, Jackass, I’m still human and food tastes rather good-”

“When you don’t cook it,” I added.

“Exactly! And th-- Two, I still get hungry and angry when I don’t eat,” He explained ‘matter-of-factly’. He took the money out of his pocket and started pacing around, looking at it, taunting me. “Hmmm, what should I buy? Kakuzu always eats cheap so maybe I should just spend it on myself.” He looked at me and raised his eyebrows.

“FINE!” I gave in, he smiled and passed it to me, I swiftly grabbed it from his hand. I hate when the little bugger does this shit to me. He never leaves me alone, he’s almost clingy. ALMOST. If I said he was, that would remind me of Tobi and then I’d get really paranoid. I sighed and started walking, “What do you want?” I asked, dreading the answer.

“I want a burger, fries, and a litre of Coke,” He paused to think.

“Seriously, you can’t buy litres of pop here and why would you want a LITRE OF COKE anyways?”

He shrugged, “I dunno, maybe if I get thirsty? Anyways, I also want one of those fucking huge candy sticks, I won’t let Tobi have any. I also want… Uhhhh… Oh yeah, a large cone of ice cream. You should at least be fucking happy that I didn’t order 10 sticks of dango.”

Ugh, I cringed at the thought. That was the day where I broke both his arms, so I had to feed him, plus people attempted to make me feel sorry for the ass, I bought him stuff to make people shut up, THEN Itachi wanted 5 more, Kisame ‘yoinked’ ten dollars and ran while I had my hands full carrying food, and lastly, Tobi somehow managed to steal 45 pixie sticks and was on a sugar rush. No, not the small ones, the big ones. Why me?

We walked towards the giant cafeteria. Unlike most high schools, this one found ways to mooch money out of people, don’t ask how because I don’t know. So we have a McDonalds, a giant candy store (just what we need), and one other school store that served practically every type of food you could think of.

“We’re selling T-shirts again!! 5 Dollars each and all sizes! We even have hats now!” There she was again, the ‘Almighty Miichie’. The brown haired girl always wore shirts that pissed off the teachers, her chose for today was one of the ones she made. It had a big rainbow smiley face in the back and in bold lettering, there were the words, “Being Gay Ish Okay!” She has had over 68 detentions for stuff like this, and is still going on.

“Oh, hey Kakuzu!” She called. She said something to her friends and came towards us. “Itachi and Kisame were looking for you, they ran out of money and their fridge is magically empty. In other words they want you to buy them food,”

“Wow, I never would have guessed that,” I said sarcastically, she looked at Hidan and me… Not again.

“Oooooh, I see what’s going on here,” She winked at me. Ugh, how could she think that I liked this guy. “Well, sorry to bug you ‘Kuzu--”

“Don’t call me that!” I yelled at her. Another pet peeve, nicknames, especially ‘Kuzu. I’ve told her a million times to shut up with that, but she never does. Now Itachi pisses me off with that name, I hate that prick. I can’t believe Kisame can put up with him.

“Haha, too bad. ANYWAYS! I was wondering if you could buy me some--”

“No I will not buy you food,”

“Actually I was going to say JUNK food, there’s a difference,” She smiled up at me. She never gives up. I told her ‘No’ once again, but she went on. “But ‘Kuuuuzuuuu!” She said that louder than normal and people looked this way, she giggled with a sinister smile.

“No, and leave me alone… Where’s Hidan?” I looked around and he wasn’t near me. Miichie pointed towards the general store. He was practically drooling over today’s special, cake. Not again. He’s going to ask for at least 5 slices, if I’m lucky, only that. He saw me looking and waved, pointed at the display and mouthed the words, “Please, Please, Please” I shook my head and he mouthed some curse words to me. I turned around to see Miichie. Well, people are just disappearing before my very eyes today. I shook my head, please don’t be with Hidan. Please.

I turned back around and fate was definitely not on my side today. Miichie and Hidan were both pointing to the cake, pleading towards me. Wait… I started walking forward and noticed Kisame trying to hold in laughter, then Itachi tried to get him to shut up. I walked towards the two homeless-acting ‘children’, and saw Itachi and Kisame walk off casually.

“Were you guys talking to Kisame and Itachi?”

“Huh, whe-- SHIT!” As Hidan stepped back to look, the whole cylindrical, rotating display case smashed on to the floor. How could Hidan and Miichie NOT noticed that the blue-faced bastard put a string of some sort from Hidan’s foot, up and around the case. Seriously, please tell me how.

“MY CAKE!!” Miichie screamed and picked a piece up off the floor, cradled it in her arms and cried, “Whyyyy?! Why, I tell you, WHY?!”

“Because you’re a weird bitch!” Some random kid said with his friends and they laughed and walked off. Before I could stop her, the brunette picked up a large piece of cake, snuck up to the kid, and dropped it on his head.

The girl and Hidan started laughing as the kid and his friends started throwing the remains back. Wow, just like the movies. In about 30 seconds, a food fight broke out, how original. I was about to walk off when a woman pulled me back, “Ah Kakuzu, our favourite customer,” She smiled while she spoke, “It’s nice to see you!” Her smile fell, “Now pay up, 30 dollars.”

“THIRTY BUCKS?!” I’m going to kick Hidan’s ass if it kills me. The lady’s face was still the same, today isn’t my day. I reached in my pocket to feel nothing but the material of my pants. No he didn’t… I reached in my other pocket, not there either! That bastard stole my money, AGAIN!

“I see you don’t have any money at the moment? Go in the back and clean.” She ordered as I slowly walked by, creating a plan in my mind to make Hidan’s life miserable for the rest of the week. “Walking slow won’t make you finish faster!” The woman called back. I swear I’m about to take her pink apron and strangle her to dea-- Be calm Kakuzu, if you destroy this store, you will have to pay for it all.

I walked into the grungy kitchen, it’s so dull and it looks disgusting. What’s even weirder, is that the wall by the sink and dish rack, was all mouldy, yet the rest of the kitchen was spic and span. I walked up to the large sink that was up to its brim with cooking utensils, serving plates, and various other dishes. Seriously, haven’t these people ever heard of a damn dishwasher? I bet all the money just goes to the principal’s office. Rubdick, wow, just a calling to all the people who love to make fun of the geezer. It’s pronounced Roob-Dike, but people can still make fun of it that way. Then again, he must have had a horrible childhood with that name. I let out a small laugh, how I’d like to wrap my hands around and strangle that god da--. Be nice Kakuzu, if I injure someone again, the councillor will use shock therapy on me again… After he fixes the chair.